Monday, April 9, 2012

Brain dead...

..its been a while since I blogged. Calling it "a while" is an understatement. Not that I don't think about blogging. Its just that I don't know what to write about.

Having said that, I must admit that I do get bogged down by looking at other's blogs. Its colourful, has pictures, has varied content, looks more "professional" and is interesting too.

And the whole of point of writing this blog is....??? Ranting?
It sure looks like it.

Desperate times call for desperate measures!!!!

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

You are afraid...

...to swim across the ocean, 'cause you think you might die
...to sky dive, 'cause you think you might die
...to climb mountains, 'cause you think you might die

Everyone wants to live and not die
The question is WHY?!

Monday, January 10, 2011

The IPL Auction - wonder what is actually up for grabs here!!!!

Don't know where and how to begin...
Maybe by saying that money does suck life out of you at times. And the beauty is you don't even realize it..

The concept of IPL messes with my head majorly.
It is supposedly a win-win for everyone except the game, or so I thought until recently.

Everyone knows how the advertisers, the sponsors, all the cricket boards, the team owners, politicians, the TV channels, the audience, the players, even the cheer leaders and that weirdo Lalit Modi are "benefited".

All these days I thought the only thing murdered here was the game. I shudder to even think about sportsmanship. That is more of a weed I understand..

Whether it is good or bad for the economy is beyond fathomable limits of my minuscule brain.

So, the summary so far is:
Winners: Almost Everyone
Loser: Cricket

There is one BIG factor left unconsidered here. Of course, because it doesn't affect the "benefits" in any way at all. And that is - the emotion of the players (or should I say cattle?). I would categorize the players into 3:

1. Those who have been bid..err.. I prefer saying bought.. for the highest amounts. Ok, you guys have nothing to complain or so I would like to believe.

2. Those who feel they have been bought for lesser than they deserve while someone else has been bought for more than they deserve.. Eg. Dravid - $500,000 and Ravindra Jadeja - $950,000. Hmm.. sad... but better luck next time is what the system says! I am SO SO hoping against hope that there is no next time..

3. Those who have not been bought at all. Spare a thought for these players.

My heart reaches out to Ganguly especially and I can't believe that there was actually a huge lump in my throat yesterday when I saw his name in the list of players left "unsold" (yikes, makes me feel pukish saying that word). The system is such that it is deemed fair to crucify the man who once changed the face of Indian Cricket. Yes, I know that we should not live in the past and that the man is not in the best of his form anymore. That still doesn't justify something so bizarre which would not have happened, but for this circus called IPL!

There were others too, including Chris Gayle. This insanity sure is a voluntary infliction. And all of us are part of this catastrophe, willingly or unwillingly.

Its killing to witness the stalwarts of the game dwindling into mere pawns. They are left with little choice and are fading into mute veiled spectators watching the spirit of the game dying a silent death. There is no place for dignity in this cash-stricken IPL-world.

IPL Auctions SUCK BIG TIME!!

As I said, we are part of this and will surely watch IPL.. Not helping, I say!!
The saga continues...

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Racism

From the day I came to Australia, the one question that I have been asked over and over
again by people in India is - "How is the racism there?". I don't blame them. The news
channels and other 'information' media have shouted loud and clear that the white-skinned
people are racists in many instances.

However, I want to shed light on somethings the media, for some reason, is not interested
in projecting. I am talking about the behaviour of the brown-skinned people and the
Chinese/Vietnamese etc. I will limit my discussion to just Indians as I do not understand
the ways of the other races.

If you see a flock of people walking together blocking the way, talking loudly, cracking
jokes, you don't have to think twice about who they could be. While it is not illegal to do
this, it is considered extremely ill-mannered here. But no, "We don't care. We have friends.
We are social animals and we will live like this only. After all, I am working here and
contributing to the well-being of their economy."

The buses/trains have boards clearly stating that eating/drinking in buses/trains is
prohibited. But..."No, only I can cook the best 'smelling' food. And I don't have any other
place but the train to eat it. To hell with those who feel pukish because of the 'aroma' of
my delicious yummy food. After all, I have paid for the ticket."

Again, buses and trains have 2-3 seats reserved for the old and disabled. It is clearly
marked as "Priority Seating". But my fellow beings are least bothered. There are other seats
in the bus. But.. "I will sit here only since this is close to the entrance. So what if
someone is having to face a little more difficulty. They can always go and sit on the other
seats."

Oh! And yes, I forgot the most important time. Boarding time for a flight!!!! "I don't give
a damn if they announce that only rows 1-20 are supposed to board. Even though it is pre-
allocated seats, I will still rush in first so that I can have all the overhead luggage
space for myself"

And then there are the guided tours. Some tour guides are unnecessarily generous and decide
to distribute some goodies. Immediately, our Indian friend gets a doubt.. "Hey Mate! (Ya..
notice the way they are 'adopting' Australian culture). Is that for free?" URgghh.. I squirm
and try to hide my face. What to do, I can't change the colour of my skin. Darn! The guide
says, "Yes, Sir." Indian friend discusses with his other friend, "How many do we need? In
any case, lets take many. After all, it is free". And with that, only instant death looks
like a feasible option, not hiding my face.

I can go on and on and on.. I see such instances everyday, everywhere. Lifts, cafes, banks,
everywhere. The primary motive is: "I should get as much out of as less as possible AND Let
the rest of the world go to hell. I don't care. I will live life my way only."

Of Course, the above cannot be generalized to all Indians. There are many sensitive ones
too. But picture this: You are walking on a busy street. A lady comes running to you and
asks you for some money. You are not sure if this is a genuine cry for help or some sort of
game to trick you. In most instances, you walk past her. The white-skinned people are facing
something very similar.

They do not know which one of us is good and which one is not. They do not want to take
chances and hence simply try to avoid you. Some don't sit next to you in buses 'cause they
never know when you'll pop-out a lunch box. In some cases, they just ignore and in others,
they yell at you. All this is attributed to racism.

It reminds me of an incident I once saw on the road in Pune. There was a lot of traffic and
it is very common for a rick guy to drive perilously close to a 2-wheeler. The same thing
happened and a 2-wheeler guy lost balance. He got wild and started bashing
the rickshaw driver. A lot of people gathered and the next day I read this in the news..
"Muslim guy bashes Hindu rick driver on the road". I was speechless.

Discrimination is everywhere. In India, in Maharashtra, there is a fight to drive Biharis
out. Brahmins consider themselves superior to non-Brahmins for no apparent reason. South
Indian, North Indian. Your accent is funny. Your turban is funny. So many castes, so many
religious differences.

Having said that, I do completely agree that not all of whites are saints. Some could be
having the feeling of superiority and what not. But for one person to hurt another, there could be a million other reasons. The guy could be drunk. The other guy could have provoked him. Even
if there is no valid reason, such incidents are common and happen everywhere. Its only when
a white guy and brown guy are involved, does it become racism.

There is no end to this and no solution to this. Just don't label it as racism. Don't buy this crap that the media sells. It only makes matters worse

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

'I' don't have an 'eye' for poetry

Humans think
Wish we could fly
But its the birds that fly

Saints think
Wish we could lie
But its the liars who lie

Water thinks
Wish we could dry
But its the air that dries

Men think
Wish we could cry
But its the women that cry

The poor think
Wish we could buy
But its the rich that buy

Failures think
Wish we could score high
But its the winners that score high

Talkatives think
Wish we were shy
But its the loners that are shy

Masons think
Wish we could wear a tie
But its the officers that wear a tie

Butchers think
Wish we could bake a pie
But its the baker that bakes a pie

Fly, lie, dry, cry, buy, high, shy, tie, pie
God thinks with a sigh
After all, one day you'll all die

Sometimes its the loser that wins

It was just a game
or so I thought
Until they announced the name
and I remember the loser fought

It all came down to one point
you take it you win
The opponent didn't want to disappoint
and thus was committed a sin

The ball fell outside the line
But the opponent displayed qualm
The loser didn't argue to say the point was mine
He showed grace and quiet aplomb

The winner takes it all they say
The trophy is all the opponent got
What the loser had nobody could take away
'cause integrity and dignity are not bought

Timepass

All I want
is to write a poem
All I want
is to see if I can write without a theme
For All I know
I have written a poem
For All you know
It has a theme that is called Poem without a theme